US taxpayers want Arizona to prove statehood

Taxpayers push a bill that would require the state to show proof of statehood to maintain DC representation.

By The Wandering Elf, Irreverent Press

US taxpayers who still aren't convinced Arizona ever had the ability to remove itself from the territory of New Mexico and achieve statehood in the United States are pushing a bill that would require the state to show verifiable proof of statehood in order to retain federal representation with two Senators and eight US House representatives, including US Senator John McCain.

Opponents say the bill, presented Friday to Senators Levin and Stabenow of Michigan, is casting the United States in an ugly light and could give the people broad powers to kick a state out of the Union. However, the United States reports that it has gotten used to being cast in an "ugly light" and will not stop seeking International "Most Ugly Light" status. The United States continues to encourage nuttery among its elected officials and encourages all to aspire to the heights of Ron Pauldom.

The measure's sponsor, taxpayer Carri B. Bop of Michigan, says she isn't sure if Arizona could prove its eligibility for membership in the Union and wants to erase all doubts. She adds that she has no affiliation with the Hutaree or any other nutty Michigan militia "unit."

New Mexico officials have repeatedly confirmed Arizona is a federally recognized state, but like Hawaii, who have repeatedly confirmed the citizenship of the President they cannot be trusted.

Arizona's support for "Most Ugly Light" status:
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The Wandering Elf also notes with disdain that after serving the United States in military efforts in the US and abroad for more than 15 years (at great personal sacrifice, just ask her son) she has recently found that like President Barack Obama she is not a US citizen holding only a "certificate of live birth" and not the truly valid "birth certificate" required by the esteemed Birther movement. "Damn," she said, "I could have been hanging out in Amsterdam smoking hashish instead of wasting time voting and other silly stuff like that."


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